I don’t want to find someone so I have a reason to not go out on the weekends. I wanna find someone who digs going out together
fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over
Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their life
this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED
Was this post made in 1996?
THESE NEVER WORKED FOR ME
i still eat these
there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world